Things Pigs Must Try to Remember

This was written by a special friend of mine , but it is so cute I had to share .Hope you don't mind Nancy.. Enjoy

Things Pigs Must Try To Remember....

　

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the

toilet.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing MY stuff.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the

coffee table.

I will not try to get food crumbs from under the fridge by tipping it

with my nose.

I must shake the rainwater and mud off my hooves BEFORE entering the

house.

I will not eat the dog/cats' food, before or after they eat it.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in

the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up or poop in the car.

"Kitty box crunchies" are not food or stuff to throw around outside the

kitty's box.

I will not eat any more of the family's houseplants, they are not MY

food. <sigh>

The kitchen garbage can is not food for me to "find" by knocking it

over.

I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom

end.

I will not sneeze in Mom's face while she it talking to me.

I will not chew my Mom's toothbrush, as this is not food.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Dad's

driver's license and car registration, the officer is not offering me

food.

I will not step on Mom's toes.

When I step on Mom's toes, I will not swivel around on her toes and

wonder why she is yelling at me.

I will not pick on the other pigs no matter how stupid they are....

Sincerely ,Emma Louise

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